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coelasquid: wicherheist: insanelygaming: Female Fantasy III Created by Julia Lepetit & Andrew Bridgman Honestly, if this happened, I would ask her which one or what the main character looks like to test her. If she passed, I would fucking sprint to her house because she has a fucking FamiCom. Testing her is necessary to determine whether or not she is, in fact, an undercover humanoid mantis alien looking to make a meal out of you, as roughly 35% of Earth’s human females are estimated to be. This post made me a little sad until some squid guy showed up and made a comment, which is pretty much the exact opposite of Spongebob.
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coelasquid: wicherheist: insanelygaming: Female Fantasy III Created by Julia Lepetit & Andrew Bridgman Honestly, if this happened, I would ask her which one or what the main character looks like to test her. If she passed, I would fucking sprint to her house because she has a fucking FamiCom. Testing her is necessary to determine whether or not she is, in fact, an undercover humanoid mantis alien looking to make a meal out of you, as roughly 35% of Earth’s human females are estimated to be. This post made me a little sad until some squid guy showed up and made a comment, which is pretty much the exact opposite of Spongebob.
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coelasquid:

wicherheist:

insanelygaming:

Female Fantasy III

Created by Julia Lepetit & Andrew Bridgman

Honestly, if this happened, I would ask her which one or what the main character looks like to test her. If she passed, I would fucking sprint to her house because she has a fucking FamiCom.

Testing her is necessary to determine whether or not she is, in fact, an undercover humanoid mantis alien looking to make a meal out of you, as roughly 35% of Earth’s human females are estimated to be.

This post made me a little sad until some squid guy showed up and made a comment, which is pretty much the exact opposite of Spongebob.

of-hobbits-and-men:

deathbedscene:

witchlette:

my dream is to one day make enough money to remake the movie twilight so that everything is exactly the same except edward cullen is played by kanye west and kanye west doesnt have a script and isn’t even aware of what the plot of the movie is, he’s just kanye west reacting to twilight in real time

#i didn’t know i wanted this until now

“your skin is pale white and ice cold”

“bitch I’m black what are you on”

So there’s only one channel in this motel,

robbidybobbin:

madeofmetals:

This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.

They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.

Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel, “GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE.”

LITERALLY MY FAVORITE STORY ON ALL OF TUMBLR.

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